Passport guy: Vacation?
Me: Yes
PG: Just you traveling today?
Me: Yes
PG: Staying with friends?
Me: I’m meeting up with the rest of the group tonight and tomorrow
PG: How long, I’m guessing two days?
Me: Actually we’ll be here until March 9
PG: *suspicious look*
Me: We’re here to drink all your beer
PG: ha ha! You can try! * stamps passport* You know, Belgian beer, it is not like Budweiser
Me: Oh, I know!
PG: Or the other one, Blue Ribbon…
Sounds like fun. Have a great trip!